August222014
Had a cozy day at Malmöfestivalen yesterday with the world’s best Polly! 
And we had nommy nommy vegan burgers from Astrid & Aporna spiseri.

Idk what the fuck I’m doing with my face… Or hand. XP
But Polly looks so cuuuute! (and hey ppl, she’s single!)

Had a cozy day at Malmöfestivalen yesterday with the world’s best Polly!
And we had nommy nommy vegan burgers from Astrid & Aporna spiseri.

Idk what the fuck I’m doing with my face… Or hand. XP But Polly looks so cuuuute! (and hey ppl, she’s single!)
1AM

leonerdnimoy:

whowasntthere:

lunulata:

emperor-shatterfingers:

hyenas, terrifying and excellently organized predators of the savannah

also surprisingly docile and like neck scritches and have a tail chasing compulsion

if you don’t think hyenas are great then you’re objectively wrong

Aaaahhh, I love hyenas. :D

Hyenas: Always getting a bad rap because lions are jerks. Lions actually steal from hyenas most of the time because hyenas are the better predators — but they’re also very skittish when faced with a giant pride of cats. Adorable babies!

Okay, lemme tell you about spotted hyenas, aka the BAMFiest BAMFs in the animal kingdom.

  1. Their societies are entirely female-dominated. Female hyenas are larger and stronger than males and have higher social status in clan hierarchy - even the lowest-ranking female in a hyena clan is higher up the social ladder than the highest-ranking male. They’re basically the Amazons of the animal world. The females even have false penis-like appendages (which are essentially large clitorises), which led the ancient Greeks to think that hyenas were hermaphrodites. Because fuck your narrow human perceptions of sex and gender roles, that’s why.
  2. They are considered the dominant predators of the African savannah, despite not being the largest or strongest, because they are the most successful hunters. Their hunting success rate is estimated to be about 70-80%, meaning that they catch about 70-80% of prey they pursue - a freakishly high statistic (to compare, the success rate of lions and wolves is about 20-30%). They also scavenge much less than lions do, as whowasntthere said, and are incredibly adaptable and opportunistic predators, meaning that they are also the most common and widespread of the large African carnivores. That’s not too bad for an animal typecast as a lazy scavenger.
  3. Their jaws are some of the strongest in the animal kingdom, stronger than those of lions, tigers, wolves or perhaps bears, and can crush elephant and giraffe bones; hyenas are also able to digest all bone matter. Don’t tell me that’s not metal as fuck.
  4. Despite looking like dogs, they are not part of the dog family and are actually more closely related to cats. Because fuck your logic. Nature does what it wants.
  5. They are incredibly intelligent. They are easily as intelligent as primates and some scientists claim that their intelligence may even rival that of the great apes, which would make them among the most intelligent animals in the world. Hyenas even outperform chimpanzees on some tests, which is pretty damn awesome, considering that chimpanzees are our closest relatives and all.

So yeah, basically hyenas are awesome and badass as well as truly fascinating animals and if you don’t have at least a bit of respect for them you’re wrong.

(Source: a-humble-hyena, via dexter098)

1AM
“Your freckles look like constellations—it’s like you’re the universe.” Something I was told the other day when I was feeling quite unextraordinary (via invisibily)

(via the-dangerous-youth)

August212014
2PM
11AM

The actual zodiac signs

fabulink:

Aries: really fucking arrogant
Taurus: bossy as fuck
Gemini: two-faced spawn of satan
Cancer: kinda nice and cries a lot
Leo: talks way too much
Virgo: overanalyzes everything
Libra: probably hella boring
Scorpio: has a collection of knives
Sagittarius: keep your opinions to yourself
Capricorn: lucifer’s servant
Aquarius: hella weird and judgemental
Pisces: way naive and probably gay

Probably? Totally!

11AM
10AM

YES!!!

(via dimpledanddyed)

10AM

(Source: gaj0romar1ogifs, via silverfooxx)

1AM
“Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice.” (via acceptvnce)

(Source: lushpussyhighheels, via the-dangerous-youth)

1AM
12AM
“I used to be afraid of death.
But then I fell in love with you.
Now the thought of losing you is so much more scary.” (via my-lastwhisper)
12AM
August202014
feministcorna:

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

Too perfect

feministcorna:

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

Too perfect

(Source: youll-never-get-me-alive, via fuck-yeah-feminist)

11PM
“Claim her, love her, fuck her, spoil her, trust her.” (via prison0freality)

(via dishwasherdance)

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