Peppers place

*riiiiip*

Aaaaaaand there I ripped my pants. My derby-thighs have been getting to big for them for a while and now I took a big step up a on a chair. Bye bye skinnyjeans, time to get some new ones that will fit my booty!

I want to do roller derby so bad.

theconvivialvixen:

but I know Im probably not tough enough. Im sure I could learn to be…but fuck. I’d probably just embarrass myself. I just think it’d be so cool to be able to hit somebody… while roller skating (which i cant do) and i know that its so not about the name and the outfits, but those are pretty fucking badass. 

I pray to the derby gods to make me tougher.

Derby will make you tougher!

It will make you stronger, faster, more agile, more confident and make you feel like the queen of the world. We all started out beginners, lots of us had never been involved in any kind of sport before. Do it!

Look up the next fresh meat tryout at your local league and DO IT! 

And this time next year you’ll be on here bragging about your derbykisses and how you landed that perfect hit!